Coin Shortages by Tinashe Tafirenyika
"I do not have any coins So for your change Will you take condoms or cigarettes?" Unconsciously she shrinks my choices To either lung cancer Or ninety-something-percent "safe" sex And the percentage decreases considerably If it is your first time Or the donors gave us an expired batch She repeats "Condoms or cigarettes?" I don't want lung cancer I don't want ten percent unsafe sex either So I smile and say; "It's okay You can just keep the change"