She Likes to Hurt Me by Robert Beveridge
Image - http://mytravelsmylife.blogspot.com/2010/03/man-and-dog.html She called on what would have been our anniversary to say that she and her pusher are getting married on what would have been our wedding day so I told her even if it wasn't true I eloped with her dog and we had bought a house in Tijuana and we would never even send her a postcard